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A/N: Basically Sweden has a VERY sensitive back, lets just say, you get to touch it~   (SLIGHTLY MATURE) Your loving Swedish husband has just arrived home, he always came in with tensed shoulders and a glare (which you found cute) on his face. "I'm h'me" he said as he lets out a sigh. "Welcome back, honey" you replied. You hated seeing him tired and stressed from work... But what could you do? Suddenly, an idea popped up in your head, you smirked. Slowly, you walked up to Berwald and glided behind him. You pushed your body against him and gently placed your hands on his broad shoulders, massaging the tense muscles, first going gently and th

Yeah yeah so there's some bad language yanno if you can't Handle it dont read you yanno the drill or whatever . Enjoy~! ----------------------------------------------------------- Italy: Hey _____~! Can you gets some penis at the store? _____: Ummmm, I don't think they sell penis at the store other than a dildo . 😐  Italy: Noob!!I meant pasta! ____: I'm not a noob!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Russia: come and fuck Prussia ____: but but... I don't want to T-T Prussia: awww why not _____ you know you want my 5 centimeters _____: i knew it was small!! Russia: kololololo Prussia: noob

Most girls only have to worry about one idiot father you on the other hand have to worry about three. Gilbert Beilschmidt, Francis Bonnefoy and Antonio Carriedo. Known to some as the Bad Touch Trio, and to some Prussia, France and Spain, but to you Vati, Papa and Papá. You were their Bad Touch Baby. -THE IDEA “LET’S HAVE A BABY!” Antonio said raising a glass of beer. “Vhat? ve’re all men idiot!” Gilbert grumbled. “We can adopt.” The Spaniard continued. “Is this another plan to get Belgium’s attention? Mon ami remember last time? You got Romano.” Francis said. “No! Th